Pulled this off from a website I can’t seem to recall. Think KP may agree with this one 
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let’s at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants (panties) anyway.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can’t remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really huge biker guy named “Big Al”.
Think KP and KC may have more to add yeah? 
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Warning: Reading http://www.jason.sg after too much alcohol is a lethal combination! You will be stopped by blog police!
Consumption of alcohol makes me happy. Very happy.
Hitting KP in the head with empty beer bottle is good for your health…rem..must be empty.
and yeah..like Fel says..Alcohol = iHappy
Damn it maggie…why are you asking all the hot women out there to hit on me????
Oh you didnt get ur routine spanking after beer again?! Whahaha no wonder you going a bit cranky. Hang on in there bro!
KP: u drunk issit? u slowly wait for hot women to hit on u man..think u the cranky one…wahaha!!! damn u drunk man…speaking of which…beer?