Stroke your ego with the Bitchcruiser [NSFW]

I have never posted anything that is not safe for work (NSFW) before and honestly have absolutely no intention of trying get into Ping.sg’s 24 hour popular post, but I felt I really need to write something about this. Its one of those opportunity you can’t miss.

Seems that some dude from Germany (or somewhere in Europe) has invented a type of bike called the Bitchcruiser. Basically its your everday bike but with a mannequin in her birthday suit mounted on the frame. Adding to the naughty list, the mannequin is positioned in a manner which would look like you are taking her to heaven and back from behind…all that while riding the bike. The Bitchcruiser also allows you play kinky dress up with the mannequin (call it zhng’ing if you want). I would love to write more about it but hey, I’m sure you folks out there are interested to see the photos first.

Not too sure why they fellow invented something like this though. Perhaps reason being that he was jilted or abused by a female friend (enemy?) and wanted to tend to his mojo while on his daily commute. I’m sure this manual piece of vehicle is a guaranteed head turner and would probably give the rider (pun intended) an occasional egg pelting experience or slaps (or both).

Think you are up to a piece of the action? Why not check it out on eBay and bid away? Yes it actually is for sale. But you have to hurry though, bidding ends in just three days away and there are no takers so far. So if you have at least US $2,322.70 lying around somewhere you think you can splurge on and need that mojo booster, the Bitchcruiser is waiting for her owner ;) . More photos from Gizmodo.

Taken from Gizmodo and Random Good Stuff.

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